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Portland Man on Meth Breaks Into Business, Gets Shot, Then Sues for $10 Million and Gets Nothing

A bizarre Portland case involving an early-morning break-in, a business owner jolted awake inside his own building, a pair of bolt cutters, three gunshots, and a $10 million lawsuit has finally reached its conclusion, and it is the kind of story that perfectly captures why so many people feel like...

Oregonians Push Back Against Ridiculous Permit Expansion Signed by Gov. Tina Kotek

Want to take your kayak out for a relaxing day on the water this summer? Well, Oregon now wants to see your permit. And no, this is not satire. A law signed by Governor Tina Kotek and taking effect this year has expanded Oregon's Waterway Access Permit requirement to cover virtually all...

Oregon Petition That Could Ban Hunting and Fishing Reaches Signature Goal

For many of us who grew up in Oregon, this story feels almost impossible to believe. Hunting and fishing are not fringe activities here. They are part of Oregon's identity. They are cold mornings before sunrise on the river. They are family traditions handed down over generations. They are kids...

Yes, Really: Last Summer, Oregon Planned to Fine River Floaters Without a Permit

As Oregon prepares for another summer of floating rivers, paddleboarding, and drifting downstream with friends, many residents still remember the bizarre controversy that made headlines across the state last year. Not because it was funny, although plenty of people laughed about it. But because...

These Oregon Place Names Sound Completely Made Up, But They’re 100% Real, And Here’s Why

Only in Oregon can you road trip from Boring to Drain, make a detour through Idiotville, and somehow end up in a place called Riddle before sunset. If you’ve spent enough time exploring the Beaver State, you already know Oregon has a personality all its own. We’ve got exploding whales in our...
Oregon Quietly Pulls the Plug on Non-Citizen CDL Program

Oregon Quietly Pulls the Plug on Non-Citizen CDL Program

Something pretty significant just changed in Oregon, and most people probably haven’t even heard about it yet. As of March 16, 2026, the Oregon DMV officially stopped issuing and reinstating limited-term commercial driver’s licenses (CDLs) and learner’s permits for...

Multnomah County Somehow Misplaces $150,000 in Gift Cards

Multnomah County Somehow Misplaces $150,000 in Gift Cards

PORTLAND, Ore. — In what absolutely no one familiar with government oversight will find surprising, Multnomah County has announced it cannot account for more than $150,000 in gift cards and cash-equivalent incentives handed out over the last few years. The missing...

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